Entries RSS10 times you are allowed to be a bitch
1. Ashton Kutcher leaves a message, saying he loved your fan letter and here is his cell….and your roomie hits delete.
Yep! She has been wicked enough and this really wrong, how dare she do that to you.You have to give it back to her.
2. That dress you told your best friend you were definitely buying? she just bought it.How selfish and extreme rude of her.
3. You’ve been passed over a huge promotion, and your friend-who you nursed through a breakup-doesn’t have time for you because “my bikini line is a disaster and i have a hot date tonight’.Why don’t people remember there own days…and realize they are supposed to return goodness.
4. After taking a huge bite of a burger, you discover a thick, black, curly (um, pubic?) hair stuck between your teeth.
pheww! Would you ever be able to eat burgers again in life?
5. You surprise your’ sick’ boyfriend at home, only to find him on the couch with a bucket of wings, beer cans, and his best friend.
What does he think, are you a stupid girl? Nope you aren’t and you better take care because you going to have it from her.
6. While buying a new lipstick the sales chick tells you that she can help you with those bags under your eyes and dull complexion.
Is she the only perfect? And even if you know you have those bags under your eyes and a dull complexion she doesn’t need to tell you that.
7. Your friend says that when she googles you, those wide college fest shots that she posted on her blog is the first result.
How can she jus make you feel so dumb?
8. Miss bridezilla has chosen lingerie – style bridesmaid’s dress and suggests you ‘loose a few’ before her big day.
As if she has the best maintained figure in the world.
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